My top-5 favorite post-one-night-stand morning activites (ranked)

1. That awkward death-breath stroll to get coffee together

There's nothing I love more than forcing hangover conversation with someone I just met before starting my day with a balanced almond milk tumeric latte.

2. The "do you think we'll see each other again" 

The best way to bring closure to a one night stand is by leaving with an open-ended statement.

3. Classic "Omg last night was so weird this guy kept like talking to us"

Reminiscing the night before is a good way to establish bonds with your temporary bedroom comrade.

4. "Oh shite I'm so late, I have to go" at 5:42 am

Frantically leaving at the crack of dawn will have them thinking that you're mysterious. and busy!

5. Ghosting

That's not nice. At least make the bed before blocking them on Grindr!

What are your go-to's? Comment below!